The List

Here is the list so far.  It is a work in progress...

1) Read "Atlas Shrugged" by Ayn Rand.
2) Get a Tattoo
3) Spend some time in a Monastery
4) Bench my weight
5) See Primus live
6) Self-publish a book. Sell more than one copy
7) Taste every Scotch at the Saint Regis Club (R.S.)
8) Preach a sermon I am too scared to preach (R.S.)
9) Swim across Winona Lake (D.P.)
10) Take a photography class (H.B.)
11) Take a cooking class (H.B.)
12) Take my wife to Iceland (H.B.)
13) Take my kids to see an NHL game (T.P.)
14) Drive a race car (D.G.)
15) Provide clean water to an African village (M.W.)
16) Jump out of an airplane (R.S. & J.W.) 
17) Brew my own beer (N.R.)
18) Watch the northern lights while drinking a beer I brewed myself (N.R.) 
19) Get 8 hours of sleep a night for 10 days straight (A. & S. C.)
20) Preserve your children's footprints in cement (A. & S. C.)
21) Videotape your own eulogy (A. & S. C.)
22) Milk a goat. Make cheese from said goat milk. Eat said cheese (A. & S. C.)
23) End a sermon with a poem you find in a Christian greeting card (A. & S. C.) 
24) Read "The Road to Serfdom" by Friedrich von Hayek

Letters in parentheses are initials of the person(s) contributing the idea.

Keep those suggestions coming!

5 comments:

sassymama said...

How about take your wife to Iceland...

sassymama said...

Take a cooking class,
Take a photograph class,

Scott Barger said...

OK, I'll put them on...for now.

Ken Colley said...

God, i love these things! Here we go.
1.eat your own weight in ding dongs
2.fight a badger on your front lawn on Christmas morning.
3.challenge 3 deaf guys to a free style beat-box contest. Come in 2nd place.
4.Spend 6 solid months of your precious time mastering the alluring art of ventriloquism, only to realize that every one can still see your lips moving.
5. Set fire to ventriloquist puppet.
6. Create your own secrete language using only the phrases "Wang chung, froopty woop, and Rick santorium".
7. Petition your local city council for an independent oversight panel that strictly regulates the manufacturing and distribution of......grape nuts?
8. Set fire to box of grape nuts.
9. Go on a tri-state tour with your own, self trained, break-dance-fighting, midget circus.
10. Realize that the midget circus idea is not only really offensive, but that you grossly underestimated your budget for ghetto blasters and parachute pants.
11. Set fire to midget circus.
12. Lend all the people you know who's names ryme with "Pen" $127.89. Daddy wants to upgrade to FIOS.

And lastly...
13. Design a content filter for your 1/2 bucket list that will take the names and locations of people who write stupid crap and will then destroy their lives by racking thousands of dollars worth of phoney charges to really nasty gay porn sites.

Aaron said...

If you really want to brew you are more than welcome to join me for a brew day. Just let me know if you're interested and what type of beer you want to make.